I'm going off beach combing at some point today with my sister, but first I have to get the stuff ready.
Due to the unpredictable summer we are having here, I am dressing for a heatwave, but taking every thing I need for a monsoon, knowing my luck I'll be on the beach when tsunami hits the south coast.
Camp stove, kettle and tea things...this is a must, I'm British and must be topped up with tea at 4hourly intervals, I think you'll find that this is the law, that all British people's must be topped up with tea in order for us to cope with birth, death and marriage, British weather, the credit crunch, fire, flood, unexpected visitors, the loss of a pet, parent or loved one,road tax, tax in general, in fact just about anything really.
Camera and Batteries.... note to self DO NOT FORGET THE BATTERIES THIS TIME!!!!!!
Food....this is to accompany the buckets of tea.
Sunscreen....OK OK you can all stop laughing now. I'm British and I haven't seen the sun since the heatwaves of 1976 and 2003. A single sun ray may grace us with it's presence and I don't want skin cancer.
Umbrella....I said I was British, I never said I like getting wet!!!! We don't actually have webbed feet, it's a myth spread about by others who live in the sun or at least have seen it since 2003.
Jumpers, coats and boots.....required for the monsoon weather I am expecting.
Mobile...in order to call the coast guard when tsunami hits south coast.
Lots of Shallots
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