Today's weather report is this.......there is no weather, I have cancelled it.
Finished, El fin, Fin, Finito,
Or rather I'd like to grab it by the scruff of the neck and shake it very violently and ask it what the hell is it playing at and that it should get on with the day at hand and give us some much needed and well deserved good old fashioned summer days, just like I had as a kid.
The comic Billy Connolly one of my favourite comics, says "There is no such thing as bad weather-only the wrong clothes"
I am unsure as to whether or not to dress for a heatwave or a monsoon.
Seize the day, I'm gonna grab it and kick it's backside and tell it to get it's blooming weather act together.
Lots of Shallots
1 day ago